| 5 Tips for Ben and Jen's new baby girl |
 | Should your parents ever take you to a "nursery school for the rich and famous," stay the hell away from the Cruise kid. |  |
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 | Same thing goes for this guy's child. But feel free to listen to Mr. White's music. |  |
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 | You're going to have some dumb ideas enter your head when you're a teen. Your Dad is still guilty of that, especially when it comes to picking movie roles. But whenever possible, ignore the temptation to let things get carried away during your formulative years. For example, avoid writing letters to neighborhood homeowners threatening to burn their houses down if they don't turn off their Christmas lights. Unless, of course, your neighbors are the Cruises. |
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 | Speaking of Christmas lights... should your Dad ever bring up the possibility of a Daredevil 2, or your Mom one day mentions Elektra Returns, show them this video (submitted by Buzz List reader Bryan W.) and strongly encourage them to instead devote all their talents to topping it. |
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 | Patrick Holland believes Ben and Jen's child will grow up to be quite normal. Well, compared to the celebrity offspring of Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Moss and Madonna. When did they start giving babies to just anyone? |
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